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TL × G2
First game: Rift Rivals G2
Second game: MSI G2
——With this clean win they now have a higher chance of losing vs Machi
——nah, TL was clearly the wildcard in this group
第一局比赛：洲际赛的G2
第二局比赛：季中赛的G2
——这场赢得这么干脆利落，感觉它们输给Machi的几率大增
——G2在小组赛只会输一次外卡队伍，很明显那支队伍是TL
Wunder's ultimate selection this game was amazing.
——I am convinced now that Wunder is around the level of his MSI peak. This guy consistently performs incredibly, it's very good news for G2.
——Wunder playing a better Hecarim than Broxah perfectly summed up the game
——I'm not surprised Wunder has a champion ocean, he plays everything.
——It's the WoW practice
Wunder这场比赛的大招选择太棒了吧
——我现在相信Wunder的状态大概有当年MSI巅峰时期的味道了，这家伙的表现一直都很不错，对G2来说是个好消息
Jensen WRECKED the minions in that empty lane! #LaneKingdom #TLWin #JattDrafts #WorldClass
Jensen在那条没有人的线上发挥得太好了！#线霸 #TLWin #Jatt的选人牛逼 #世界级
Ah there is the TL I know, was really worried for them
这支TL才是我熟悉的，之前真的有为他们担心一下呢
Broxah shadowing top so Impact can push out, then recalling as the wave gets frozen in front of Wunder's tower hurt me to watch.
——Broxah really went to NA to go die
——[Insert any name here] really went to NA to go die
——retirement home
Broxah到上路去帮助Impact推线，没想到直接回城了，然后兵线就被控在Wunder的塔下，这一幕不忍直视
——Broxah到NA简直就是等死
——可以把Broxah换成任意一个ID
——毕竟养老院
A tale as old as time
俗话说的好…（图片文字：赢下一场比赛以给粉丝虚假的希望）
Is Jensen aware he can move from his lane and do something on the map?
——thats a very innovative concept, hasnt arrived in NA yet
Jensen知道他能离开自己的这条线然后去地图上的其他地方找些机会吗？
——这个理念太新了，NA尚未引入
MCX × SN
Bin diff
——Putting everyone in the trash bin
——That flash under bot T2 to dodge the Voli ult and get the kill made me moist
——My dude was straight up Bin Laden in the toplane. PK was terrorized to touch the creep wave.
——remember back when top was LPL's weakest role, crazy how things have changed
Bin的差距
——把所有人都扔到垃圾桶里（Bin在英语中有桶的意思）
——下路二塔处躲掉沃利贝尔大招的同时还能拿到击杀看湿我了
——好家伙这简直是上路本·拉登，PK想摸一下兵线感觉都像是会被恐怖分子威胁（本·拉登的名字也是Bin）
——还记得当年我们还说LPL最弱的就是上路吗，很多事情都变了啊
It's really disrespectful to blindpick a Jayce against Bin.
——Bin is the new MaRin, imo
在对上Bin时还敢盲选杰斯，实在是有点不够尊重
——我觉得，Bin就是新一代MaRin
LPL supports and their fucking Bards man. Too clean.
——I haven't seen a Koala get so destroyed since the wildfires
LPL的辅助选手的这些巴德，我的天，打得太好了
——自从山火之后，我都没见过考拉还能死得这么惨
（Machi的辅助ID就是Koala，直译为考拉。前段时间因澳洲山火而导致众多考拉丧生）
Man, hard stomp from Suning but props to Machi because they still fought back as they went down
我的天，Suning基本上是碾压着过去的，但还是给Machi一点掌声，毕竟他们还是努力地试着找一些机会
Really bad performance by SofM
only 80 cs up 27 minutes
——When your top laner decided to steel your cs in enemy jungle
这把SofM打得不行
在27分钟的时候居然才领先80刀
——毕竟自家上单把自己在对面野区的补刀给抢了
Bin got these mechanics from carrying his dad in soloq
Bin这些技巧都是带他爸上分的时候练出来的吧
（在SN官方的纪录片里，Bin透露自己的父亲也打LOL但打得一般，所以有时候会让Bin带他上分）
Can we skip to G2 vs SN?
我们能直接跳到G2对阵SN吗？
The moment when PK (the weakest toplaner of the worlds) picked Jayce in blind against Bin I thought “oh, prank runs out of the control”
当PK（世界赛上最弱AD）在面对Bin时盲选下杰斯的时候，我心想着，这玩笑开得也太大了吧
G2 × MCX
G2 letting machi draft ornn ori graves to tank the winrates
——I thought it was doomed with the Lillia pick, but surprisingly Jankos smurfed that game.
G2让Machi拿了奥恩、发条和男枪，降低一下这些英雄的胜率
——我本来看到拿了莉莉娅感觉这局要遭，没想到Jankos这把打得不错
Caps short dashed every single ali w
——Caps impregnated me that game. God damn.
Caps躲过了每一次牛头的W
——看得我都怀孕了，我的妈呀
Machi made a mistake and the game was over, amazing punish by G2
——Perkz was not even in that fight
Machi就犯了一次错然后比赛就结束了，G2抓机会能力真强
——Perkz甚至都没参与那波团战
Alistar is now 0-5 in groups after going 9-2 in play-ins.
与入围赛的9-2对比，牛头现在在小组赛的战绩是0-5
Machi has the mechanics and the playmaking ability, but their decisionmaking is absolutely silly.
Full scaling comp on Soul point, and they take arbitrary fights in the river and run face first to challenge a drake they could easily give up.
——Really garbage itemization + ornn upgrades as well
——VS 2 ADCs (including one very fed one) and shen? Better stack MR!
Machi的个人能力可以，也善于找机会，但他们的决策实在是太蠢了
自己这个拖后期的阵容碰上龙魂听牌，他们完全可以放弃这条龙的，但他们选择的却是武断地开了一场团战
——出装也垃圾得不行，奥恩的升级也没眼看
——对面有俩AD（其中一个还特别肥），当然是要堆魔抗啦！
I've never seen a support carry so hard. Impressive performance by G2 Koala.
我真的从来没见过辅助能这么carry的，G2 Koala的表现惊为天人
imagine a jihn or shen skin with g2 mask omg
要是烬或者慎戴着G2的面具，那该多好
Huh, I was worried of them getting out scaled, until I wasn't. That Lucian damage was nasty, wtf.
——Caps: I AM the scaling
哈，我还有点担心到后期还打不过，后来就打消这个念头了。卢锡安的伤害也太高了我去
——Caps：我就是后期
Lucian doing Veigar ults every auto.
——The minute that Muramana was stacked it was gg lmao
卢锡安的每一下平A，就像是小法的大招一样233
——当魔切叠成魔宗的那一刻，这场比赛就结束了
SN × TL
suning: picks 3 lethality users
game: stacking mountain dragons
suning: wait. that's illegal.
——As an LPL fan, I'm glad SN got demolished for blind picking jayce.
Suning：拿了三个吃穿甲的英雄
比赛：土龙魂
Suning：等一下，这合法吗？
——作为LPL的粉丝，我很高兴SN因为盲选杰斯而被按死
imagine if TL wins against MCX just for G2 to lose to SN. The ultimate betrayal
——Or TL wins and G2 wins but then SN gets the tiebreaker, to REALLY crush tiebreaker hopes.
——Is this the famous "go 3-3 in groups and lose tiebreaker" NA special that I heared so much about?
——Steve better get on the phone with Carlos and write him a blank check.
——Bruh Steve is gonna be texting Carlos his bank acct number and password.
想象一下，TL赢了MCX，结果等着他们的确实G2输给SN，究极背叛
——或者TL赢了，G2也赢了，但是SN在加赛赢了TL，把加赛晋级的希望彻底粉碎
——这就是我经常听说的北美出名的“小组赛三胜三负然后在加赛倒下”的套路吗？
——Steve（TL老板）最好是赶紧打电话给Carlos（G2老板）准备给他写张支票了
——啧啧，Steve估计已经在给Carlos发信息直接告诉他自己的银行卡号和密码了
Seems like TL can only be bothered to perform when theyre on the brink of elimination, maybe next worlds we should tell them 1 loss means theyre out
——You can't take the Fnatic out of Broxah
看来TL只有在他们濒临淘汰的时候才能发挥出自己的实力，下次打世界赛的话我们跟他说只要输一场你们就GG算了
——Fnatic的精神永远活在Broxah心中
NA Jayce? What about Worlds Jayce lmao.
——can't wait for it to keep losing and then nuguri busts it out game 5 of the finals and smurfs it lmao
也别说北美了，世界的杰斯都差不多233
——等不及看到一直输一直输的杰斯在决赛里Nuguri选出来然后打爆对手了
can't spell china without NA
China的这个单词里面还是有着“NA”二字呀
Blind pick Jayce has seemed really OP so far this worlds.
——Can't wait for TSM to start 2-0 this week and then pull it out in the deciding match.
盲选杰斯在这次世界赛上真的是OP得不行
——等不及想要看到TSM这周万一二比零的时候在生死战拿出杰斯了
Pretty sure even a Gold 4 squad could've won with Malphite and Sett against 3 people building Lethality.
非常确定黄金四的局都能靠着石头人和瑟提赢下这种吃穿甲的阵容
TL × MCX
The most NA thing that can happen: G2 beats Suning, TL loses the tiebreaker
The most G2 thing that can happen: G2 loses to Suning
——its doomed
最NA的结局：G2赢了Suning，然后TL却输了加赛
最G2的结局：G2输了Suning
——命数如此
please mr G2
——G2 to TL: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.
求求了G2
——G2对TL说：你一定是绝望到了极点才会向我寻求帮助
（《雷神2》里洛基对托尔说的话）
NA finishing 3-3 in groups
We all know how this ends.
NA在小组赛里三胜三负
我们都知道故事的走向会如何了
Just went to the kitchen to grab some snacks and I saw CoreJJ ganking from the fridge.
——I went to eat some chocolate and he put a shield up to prevent me from taking it.
刚去厨房想拿点东西吃，然后我看到CoreJJ正要在我家冰箱发起Gank
——我想吃点巧克力，然后他一个盾阻止了我拿到那些巧克力
Just one more level 1 diff and TL are through to the quarters.
就差那么一级，TL就正式与八强说拜拜了
SN × G2
riot showing off the new kill finisher they are adding to the game, every time someone on G2 died in the early game, a Senna ult would fly across the screen shortly after
——Saw a Senna ult fly past the hospital just as my grandma was taken off life support.
在这场比赛里，拳头在向我们展示新的死亡特效：只要G2的队员在游戏早期被击杀了，不久之后就会有一个赛娜的大招飞过去
——当我的奶奶被拔下呼吸管正式宣告死亡后，我也看到了赛娜的大招飞过
NA: After all this time?
EU: No lol
北美：过了这么久，果然？
欧洲：当然不会233
RIP TL
——G2 killing TL's international run again!
安息吧TL
——G2再次扼杀了TL的国际比赛之旅！
Holy fuck, Bin actually blind picked Camille and the madman had the balls to go TP+Ignite with Omnistone lmfao
How can you not love this team
我了个去，Bin就这么自信先手卡密尔，然后胆子还很大地选择了TP和点燃，天赋还用的全能石233
你怎能不爱这支队伍？
This severely hurts Liquid's chances of winning worlds.
这局比赛真的让TL拿下世界赛的几率剧降
if TL beat machi the first time there could have been a three-way 4-2 tie... what could have been
——This is the real take. NA can't help but lose stupid games in groups. That's why they never get out.
如果TL在第一轮赢了MCX，他们现在就是四胜二负和别人打平了…但也只是如果
——这才是大实话，NA就是自己经常在小组赛输一些莫名其妙的比赛，这才是他们小组赛不能出线的原因
The NA dream may be dead, but my perfect pickems dreams lives on. That's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
虽然北美的希望破灭了，但我的预测目前还很准，这点牺牲我还是可以接受的
加赛：SN × G2
only G2 can manage to disappoint two continents on the same day.
只有G2能在一天之内让两大洲的粉丝失望
HOLY FUCK BIN
——That was fucking nasty
——Same energy as Zoom's GP against FPX.
——Bin oficially evolved into BinLaden after that barrel play
我的妈呀BIN！
——那简直是太牛逼了
——想起了对阵FPX时候Zoom的那个船长
——这个桶子一炸，我宣布Bin正式升级为Bin Laden（本拉登）
Inb4 TSM shithouses their way to a first place in their group and G2 draws them.
——yes, I'll have what he's drinking.
——Technically possible if the 4-way tie happens
等下TSM就火力全开一路冲上小组第一然后抽到G2了
——没错，也给我来一杯他在喝的酒
——技术上来说，四队打平还是有可能的
2019: Group A 1-0 on Griffin, loses rematch then tiebreaker placing second in group
2020: Group A 1-0 on Suning, loses rematch then tiebreaker placing second in group
Great script Riot, very cool
2019年：A组，先1-0格里芬，然后第二轮输掉，再输掉加赛，拿到小组第二
2019年：A组，先1-0苏宁，然后第二轮输掉，再输掉加赛，拿到小组第二
Riot的剧本真有你的！
Getting trolled in Pickems in back to back years... god damnit man.
I will never again put G2 as 1st place in groups.
连续两年的预测都被毁了，妈的
我再也不会把G2放在小组赛第一名了
dw we scale wait
没关系我们后期厉害，等等…
Perkz tried so hard to carry it.
——Caps outclassed again by an LPL midlaner.
Perkz尽力carry了
——Caps再一次被LPL的中单秀翻
Looks like it will be all about LPL vs LCK in semis.
——Suddenly TES, JDG and hence DWG got a lot more scary
感觉这次半决赛就是LPL和LCK的对决了
——突然之间TES、JDG以及DWG又更可怕了
I swear if FNC finish first only to face G2 in quarter...
我发誓如果FNC拿到小组第一就抽到G2了…
From 0-3 to 1-2 vs China, I call this progress
面对中国队伍从0-3到1-2，我就把它当作进步了
